Bollocky Night

I've had a bollocky night, and so I've drowned my sorrows in Dairy Milk. I've also abandoned Tristram Shandy in Book 4, because I think I've got the point by now. (My second abandoned book in just over a week! I never do that.) Now reading The Uses of Enchantment by Heidi Julavitz. Now despairing the day I ever decided to pick up a pen. Bollocks bollocks bollocks! And 75 papers to be marked enter my life tomorrow. Sometimes I wish I lived in my bathtub like a fish.