To be outraged and confused

And do you want to read about my December knitting projects? Because you can check them out here. Heather Mallick's wonderful New Years Resolutions. I thought Tabatha Southey's column was funny ('I couldn't help but wonder if I should take a page from her book. But then I thought, "Heavens no, it's a Maeve Binchy novel and it's absolutely drenched in mint cocoa"'), but the commenters were outraged and confused. (Why are these people never embarrassed when they fail to get a joke? I would be, and I don't even post my ignorance on national forums). Sandra Martin's "Confessions of an Obituarist" was splendid. Vital context was acquired from LRB pieces "A Chance to Join the World: A Future for Abkhazia", and "Lessons in Zimbabwe".