Dreams are boring but...

last night I had a bookish nightmare! I dreamt that I somehow ended up with a copy of this rather controversial book, and didn't know what to do with it. I didn't want to give it away as then people would know I owned it, I didn't want to sell it as that would be unethical, I couldn't just throw it out because I didn't want to be responsible for that filth in the world, and I couldn't have kept it because then I would have been turned into a pillar of salt. Dilemma was solved by the alarm clock, I think.

Now reading Tristram Shandy, which I am enjoying actually, but I think it's gonna be a long long time.